No seriously....

on 1/9/09... I want Cyril the Illusionist or David Blaine to go on Survivorman and compete with Les- so every time he struggles to make a fire in the bitter cold, David Blaine just takes off his shirt, lays it on the ground- and then Poof, a fire spontaneously arrives under his shirt... and then, for no reason at all... David Blaine will levitate.